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*reads old writing* ~* BACKSPACE ~*

*reads old writing*

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first i test out as lawful good and then i test as an ~angel~ and NOW i test as SERAPHIC ASSAILANT?!?! I THOUGHT I WAS COOL AND INTERESTING

first i test out as lawful good and then i test as an ~angel~ and NOW i test as SERAPHIC ASSAILANT?!?!

I THOUGHT I WAS COOL AND INTERESTING

fleshprince: this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out The Seraphic Assailant is the only class that has completely mastered the art of offensive light magic. Using this magic, Seraphic Assailants can create lances and swords out of pure light energy. These powerful weapons are devastatingly swift and can pierce through even the toughest armor. In addition, some Seraphic Assailants will occasionally master forms of powerful offensive elemental magic, though they are certainly not as adept with this type magic. Defensively, the Seraphic Assailant is much less adept at using light magic; however, they are still able to create weak shields and use basic healing magic. In addition, they can use their light to make some powerful and stunning illusions. Their greatest defensive asset is their ability to transform themselves into pure light energy. By doing this, they can avoid any damage and travel at speeds greater than any human can imagine. The only downside is that when they are in this form, they cannot engage in any sort of physical assault. Even without magic, Seraphic Assailants are some of the most powerful warriors in the world. As masters of weapons and martial arts, Seraphic Assailants are almost impossible to best in combat. On top of that, they can combine their light magic with their physical abilities to overpower even the most ferocious giants, monsters, and opponents. Although Seraphic Assailants have such incredible power, they hardly ever use it. Instead, they believe it’s wiser to fight and use their strength only when absolutely necessary. Seraphic Assailants fight solely for the side of light and are arguable the purest, wisest, and most just of all warriors. (via glitchdefacto)

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

The Seraphic Assailant is the only class that has completely mastered the art of offensive light magic. Using this magic, Seraphic Assailants can create lances and swords out of pure light energy. These powerful weapons are devastatingly swift and can pierce through even the toughest armor. In addition, some Seraphic Assailants will occasionally master forms of powerful offensive elemental magic, though they are certainly not as adept with this type magic. Defensively, the Seraphic Assailant is much less adept at using light magic; however, they are still able to create weak shields and use basic healing magic. In addition, they can use their light to make some powerful and stunning illusions. Their greatest defensive asset is their ability to transform themselves into pure light energy. By doing this, they can avoid any damage and travel at speeds greater than any human can imagine. The only downside is that when they are in this form, they cannot engage in any sort of physical assault. Even without magic, Seraphic Assailants are some of the most powerful warriors in the world. As masters of weapons and martial arts, Seraphic Assailants are almost impossible to best in combat. On top of that, they can combine their light magic with their physical abilities to overpower even the most ferocious giants, monsters, and opponents. Although Seraphic Assailants have such incredible power, they hardly ever use it. Instead, they believe it’s wiser to fight and use their strength only when absolutely necessary. Seraphic Assailants fight solely for the side of light and are arguable the purest, wisest, and most just of all warriors.

(via glitchdefacto)

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dirtygrandma: date a boy who o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡ (via grawly)

dirtygrandma:

date a boy who o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡

(via grawly)

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thehamsteroflife: MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF IT? ALL OF YOU SAYING “IT’S THE WOMEN’S FAULT THAT THEY’RE BEING KILLED! THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BAD REJECTION HURTS!” YES WE DO UNDERSTAND. AND NO WE ARE NOT AT FAULT (via zbnuevo)

thehamsteroflife:

MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME

WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO

I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE

I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY

BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF IT?

ALL OF YOU SAYING “IT’S THE WOMEN’S FAULT THAT THEY’RE BEING KILLED! THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BAD REJECTION HURTS!

YES WE DO UNDERSTAND. AND NO WE ARE NOT AT FAULT

(via zbnuevo)

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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